Let's have a chat.

Well I have yet to see a post from Woody or Patrick in a while, mainly because they are women and thus have vagina problems and can't post. So I'm going to talk about some more shit that pisses me off... okay mainly one thing but it does a lot of stuff that pisses me off, okay!? GET OFF MY BACK! Now I'm not sure if all of you folks out in internet land know of what I'm talking about so I'm going to give you a name that you may know, and that name is: Hollywood.

Hollywood is a magical land run by Jews an inhabited by Scientologists and pricks. It is my dream to one day rule this land with an IRON FIST OF TERROR! But at the moment I am just going to run down what pisses me off about it. Nothing new, right?

First up: Paparazzi Tv.

I'm calling out all of Paparazzi Tv, TMZ, ET, OMG, IRL, COD4, Fox News... Wait... Where was I? Oh yeah, the Paparazzi. Now, for those of you who don't know (what do you live in a cave or something?) the Paparazzi are a low level monster that hit for 30 points of shame damage with a 15% Critical Hit chance. However; the Paparazzi continue to plague my tv screen like it was 14th Century England.
Honestly, is this really what we want our generation to be remembered by? Tv shows that follow the decline of the people we claim to idolize? You know that if it was any other random ass person on tv doing the same terrible things people wouldn't give a damn. Just because it's Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan, doesn't make it any less horrible. Some will say "Well if they wanted privacy they shouldn't have become famous", now do you see how terrible that single statement is? Even worse so, it comes out of the mouths of people who claim to be upstanding citizens! Since when was sticking your dick (yes I just said that) into other people's business a morally justified act? Maybe it would be slightly more tolerable if it was a single show, but Hollywood spews more of this out of it's maw than a freshmen spews vodka into a toilet.

You can see why it's so popular though, for many reasons it is allowed on television. The simple fact is people are boring and stupid animals who feed on misery no matter how much they try to deny it. Hence why reality Tv is the genre of today. As humans we run under the "It's hilarious if it's not happening to me" philosophy and I know that it is true, because I follow it myself. Here's the difference, I like to observe misery that happens around me, by either being attentive or... causing it myself. I'm not prying a camera into some one's house just to get dirt to sell on Television... the police say I'm not allowed to anymore but mainly because I love movies and I'd rather see my heroes in a shining light then face down in the gutter, remembering that they inspired me and taught me things that I will always remember and if you'd rather watch them drink their way into a spiral of shame instead of doing what you can to get them some fucking help and some time away from the media vultures, then you are the type of person who watches this drek because YOUR life is boring and you have to live through the lime light of others. Congrats, I hope that Ben and Jerry's single pint tastes good with you and your seven cats.


Next post I analyze the waining age of cinema we live in. (That's highbrow talk for "Imma rip on some fucked up movies and shit, nawmean?"