I think Chewbacca probably stinks.
Like, sear your nose hair stinks.
I mean, he's all hair, so he at least smells like a dog. And probably a wet dog. At first I thought since they are in some sort of futuristic society, maybe there's some sort of grooming that Chewie may partake in, but he doesn't look clean, he's really natty. And then there's the fact that he's so damn hairy. He's probably got bugs and fleas and such all over him. And the feces. There's probably feces stuck to his hair. He also has a really stressful job, co-pilot on a smuggler's ship, that's gotta make a guy sweat. I don't know why this popped into my head...but it did....enjoy?
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