Meat lovers pizza (If you're gay)

Alright Papa Murphy's, what the hell? The Heart Shaped Pizza? Who the fuck came up with this idea? Did you pick up one of Patrick's homeless friends off the street and ask him what he wanted most for Valentines day and he replied "Liquor" so you kicked him in the nuts, handed him a twenty and made a pizza shaped like a fucking HEART!? I am so confused about the logic in giving your valentine a pizza shaped like a heart! "Here you go, sweetie. You look like you need more grease and fat on this romantic occasion! Chocolates and flowers? How cliche." Listen guys, if you are going to even THINK about giving this to your girlfriend, consider an equally insulting gift of ramming her head up Rosie O'Donald's taint.... Ladies if you want to get me one, I enjoy pepperoni.